1. The wifi in my room is just way too slow.
WHY IT EXISTS: The router for the wifi is all the way downstairs and pretty far from my room.
2. When Chipotle on Archer forgets to give me a tortilla on the side and then I have to wait for it.
WHY IT EXISTS: The employees simply forget that I asked for one.
3. When I come downstairs to cook and everything has been used and is dirty.
WHY IT EXISTS: My roommates and I get lazy so we end up not cleaning anything.
4. People who honk at me when the light turns green when I drive in Miami.
WHY IT EXISTS: Some people are just impatient and cant wait a literal second.
5. The amount of traffic on Collins Blvd. because of all the new construction going on.
WHY IT EXISTS: Lanes on the road get closed down to make way for construction.
6. When food at a restaurant is so hot that it burns my mouth and I cannot enjoy my meal.
WHY IT EXISTS: The food is unbearably hot when I receive it and it really shouldn't.
7. When people walk their dog on my lawn and don't bother to pick up the feces left over.
WHY IT EXISTS: Those people are too lazy and inconsiderate to pick up their own mess.
8. The fact that I need a quarter every time to get a cart at Aldi and I never have one.
WHY IT EXISTS: The carts require a quarter to take because Aldi does not want people stealing them.
9. When watching a sports game and they referees take longer than 2 minutes to review a play.
WHY IT EXISTS: The refs want to be absolutely sure of the call even when it is obvious.
10. When you call downs in basketball and they just ignore you and keep playing their game.
WHY IT EXISTS: Some people are just scared to play new competition.
11. When I buy shoes that I think fit me fine at the store but when I get home they are bothersome.
WHY IT EXISTS: The pressure that the salesman puts you in to actually purchase the shoe.
12. Walking into Southwest Rec to see that the gym is packed and I have to wait for people.
WHY IT EXISTS: Too many people go at the same time as I do.
13. When Chelsea concede a last minute goal to lose or tie the game.
WHY IT EXISTS: Bad play calling and lazy players who think they won the game take over.
14. When I jam my fingers when I play basketball.
WHY IT EXISTS: It is so minor, but very bothersome to play in.
15. The fact that my toilet is broken and cannot take large loads and nobody has come to fix it.
WHY IT EXISTS: Maintenance keeps forgetting that I've mentioned it multiple times.
16. The fact that you cannot get a five dollar footlong for 5 dollars.
WHY IT EXISTS: Taxes.
17. When any McDonald's says that their ice cream machine is not working.
WHY IT EXISTS: I believe that the employees lie and are just really lazy to make me an ice cream.
18. When lines to get into a club are so long.
WHY IT EXISTS: The bouncers only let in one person in for every person who comes out.
19. The lid of my trash bin does not work so I need to remove it.
WHY IT EXISTS: The lid was not made properly.
20. When the battery on my phone turns off when I am on 10 percent.
WHY IT EXISTS: The battery was either damaged or has malfunctioned.
-The biggest challenge with this list was taking the time to think about certain things that bug me. There are many things that bug me and it was difficult to simply pick 20 of them because I was thinking way too hard. The list was not difficult to come up with but it was tedious because I had to narrow down certain things that bug me into a list of 20.
Great bugs Teddy. Some of them gave me good laughs, because of how relatable they are to me. However, I believe it is important to dig a little deeper on some of your bugs. For example, number 8, I believe Aldi temporarily charges a quarter for their shopping carts in order to keep their parking lots free of stray carts (since you get the quarter back when you return the car, it's an incentive). This means less employee labor for cart collecting and clean up, which in turn, allow them to provide their products at a more economical price point.
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